The VGP Literate No. 15

Wanted

SWM
seeks
billionaire roommate
to share
an undisclosed
Moscow apartment;

all utilities included;

unlimited food;
appetizers;
caviar;
alcohol-
as well as non-alcohol alternatives-
not to mention
a free tab in all of Moscow’s
finest restaurants;

thirty-thousand square meter dacha
available year-round;

spousal-
and ex-spousal-
visitation opportunities included;

beautiful, blonde Russian women
are always on call;

lifetime immunity
from all sexual harassment charges-
anywhere in Russia;

guaranteed-
24/7/365-
access to everyone
in the Kremlin;

also available-
unlimited investment opportunities-
everywhere-
including the Far East;

if you are interested-

and before it is too late-

please contact-

“EJS”-

at any
Russian Embassy
in the world…

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J. H. Johns “grew up and came of age” while living in East Tennessee and Middle Georgia.  Specifically, the two places “responsible” for the writer that he has become are Knoxville, Tennessee and Milledgeville, Georgia.

 

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